- Ethan Conant: I, uh... I volunteered to chaperone at the dance tonight, help out.
- Adam Conant: Oh. Now, you know they don't serve alcohol at these high school dances, right?
- Adam Conant: Diana has made it clear that she's moving on... like I should be doing.
- Cassie Blake: I am sure that it is not that simple for her.
- Faye Chamberlain: And he is cute.
- Melissa Glaser: In a serial-killer-living-in-his-mom's-basement kind of way.
- Faye Chamberlain: You've cleaned up the place.
- Lee LaBeque: Yeah. Next time you wanna trash my garage, gimme a heads-up so I can hide the expensive stuff.
- Faye Chamberlain: You're not a something-for-nothing kind of guy.
- Lee LaBeque: Let's just say I'll ask you for a favor someday.
- Faye Chamberlain: You're not getting laid.
- Lee LaBeque: When we have sex, it's not gonna be because of a deal. So are you in?