Supernatural (TV Series)
Party On, Garth (2012)
Jensen Ackles: Dean Winchester
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Quotes
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Sam Winchester : Hey. Either of you ever heard of Thighslapper Ale?
Garth Fitzgerald IV : Is that a stripper or a beverage?
Dean Winchester : Beverage for douchebags.
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Sam Winchester : [Sam and Dean are reviewing security camera footage of Baxter's office. They are looking for a ghost that can only be seen by those who are drunk] There's nothing there.
Dean Winchester : That we can see...
[He grabs liquor and glasses from the back cabinet and places them on the desk in front of Sam]
Sam Winchester : You kidding me?
Dean Winchester : Tick tock.
[He starts smelling and sampling from the other liquor bottles]
Sam Winchester : [Drinking] I mean, can you even *get* drunk anymore? It's kinda like drinking a vitamin for you, right?
Dean Winchester : Shut up.
[He sniffs another bottle and is shocked by the strength of it]
Dean Winchester : Holy...
[He takes a drink from it and coughs. They both start downing drinks as quickly as possible. Dean sits down next to Sam]
Dean Winchester : Alright. Party time. Rewind and go.
[Sam rewinds and they watch the footage again, this time seeing the ghost]
Sam Winchester : [Drunk] So, he- he let the thing... outta the box and it must've just followed him to the place with all the... things...
Dean Winchester : [Also drunk, concentrating hard on the footage] Yes.
[Gets a wide eyed look and turns to Sam]
Dean Winchester : Yes. That's smart.
[sighs and leans back in his chair]
Dean Winchester : Ohhh, I'm actually kinda drunk.
[Pours more liquor into his glass]
Dean Winchester : Me likey. I miss these talks.
[Takes another big swig]
Randy Baxter : [off camera] What the Hell?
Dean Winchester : [Lets the liquor dribble out of his mouth and back into his glass] Oh, man.
Sam Winchester : [Flustered] Uh...
Dean Winchester : [Under his breath to Sam as he tries to sit up in the chair and look nonchalant] Turn it off. Turn it off.
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Garth Fitzgerald IV : Hi, Tess. You want to tell me what you saw tonight? Or maybe you'll talk to...
[puts on a sockpuppet]
Garth Fitzgerald IV : Mr. Fizzles! I'm your friend! Yay!
Dean Winchester : Garth, why don't we put the sock away?
Garth Fitzgerald IV : Mr. Fizzles wants to help Tess. He wants to listen.
Dean Winchester : Mr. Fizzles is gonna go where the sun don't shine.
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Garth Fitzgerald IV : I'm concerned that Bobby might be haunting you. I brought it up to Dean, and he shot me down.
Dean Winchester : Garth! Leave it alone.
Sam Winchester : It's okay.
Garth Fitzgerald IV : No, it's far from okay.
Sam Winchester : I've already tried contacting Bobby. When that beer disappeared, I pulled out a talking board.
Dean Winchester : Without me?
Sam Winchester : You know, I figured, why drag you in... when it's something I could just put to bed myself.
Dean Winchester : And?
Sam Winchester : And if he was there, I'd have told you.
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Dean Winchester : [after Garth chugs a beer] Wow, party on, Garth.
Garth Fitzgerald IV : I don't even usually drink beer. It messes with my depth perception - especially when I skinny dip.
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Garth Fitzgerald IV : Monster you got to be drunk to see. Cool! Also... hard to fight.
Dean Winchester : Ahh.
[Takes a swig from flask]
Dean Winchester : Just getting in the zone. You are strictly on wine coolers.
Garth Fitzgerald IV : Hey, I love those. Anything sweet.
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Dean Winchester : Well, you want to grab some brunch and some brews?
Sam Winchester : Ugh, no. I'm so hung over.
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Sam Winchester : [Chef is reading saké bottle] Is there, uh, something the matter?
Japanese Chef : Well, you're not superstitious, are you?
Sam Winchester : No.
Dean Winchester : Not at all.
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Sam Winchester : I mean, can you even get drunk anymore? It's kind of like drinking a vitamin for you, right?
Dean Winchester : Shut up.
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Dean Winchester : No microbrew is worth... What was it; eight Food Magazine awards? Beer's not food. It's... whatever water is.
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Sam Winchester : [Drunk] So, he -- he let that thing out of the box, and it must have just followed him to the place with all the thingies.
Dean Winchester : Yes. Yes. That's smart.
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Dean Winchester : [Garth is wearing an army outfit] What, are you allergic to a suit?
Garth Fitzgerald IV : No. I just... Look good in a uniform.
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Marie McAnn : It doesn't help Dale's wife is suing us.
Dean Winchester : Really? Why?
Marie McAnn : She's angry and grieving, and this is America?
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Garth Fitzgerald IV : The witness said that whatever was chasing victim numero uno was invisible.
Dean Winchester : Uh, so, invisible ghost werewolf?
Garth Fitzgerald IV : Why'd you think I called for backup?
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Dean Winchester : Beverage for douchebags.
Sam Winchester : Uh, number one microbrew in the Pacific Northwest.
Garth Fitzgerald IV : But we're in Kansas.
Dean Winchester : Yeah, I rest my case.
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Garth Fitzgerald IV : Can I have some more Thighslapper?
Dean Winchester , Sam Winchester : No!
Dean Winchester : Coffee for you, Tara Reid.
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Dean Winchester : How is your custard?
Sam Winchester : It's all right. It's getting better. Just wish it wasn't like the damn tape from "The Ring." I mean, I feel like I'm okay 'cause I passed on the crazy.
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Garth Fitzgerald IV : You sure you guys don't want to hang out? Grab some brunch, maybe some brews?
Dean Winchester : Tempting but, uh, we better roll.
Garth Fitzgerald IV : All right, well...
[Hugs Dean]
Dean Winchester : [Awkward] Oh. Yeah.
Garth Fitzgerald IV : Call me anytime.
[Turns to Sam]
Garth Fitzgerald IV : And you, Sam.
[Shakes hand]
Garth Fitzgerald IV : Aw, come here.
[Hugs him too]
Sam Winchester : Uh... yeah. Thanks, Garth.
Garth Fitzgerald IV : Sayonara, kemo sabes!
[Leaves]
Sam Winchester : You're right. He has grown on me.