- Tatiana: We've been going over this for months. How many times do we need to talk about this? Gil! Listen, if you won't do it, I will. I can get a gun that is completely untraceable.
- Gil: So you're gonna do it yourself, just like that.
- Tatiana: Yeah, just like that, Gil. I've killed before. I went hunting, killed a little deer, a cute, little Bambi, innocent, eating berries and minding his own business.
- Gil: Bambi was a fawn. Okay, Tatiana?
- Tatiana: Okay, whatever. I shot her right through the eye, and I'm willing to do the same to your bitch of a wife.
- Gil: Yeah, like that's really gonna work.
- Tatiana: I'm serious, Gil! Listen to me. We can take her out to the desert and do it. Put her in a hole, and that's that. You said it yourself; she's a filthy leech, and the minute you divorce her, she'll bleed you dry.
- Gil: Well, that is true. And she does love the desert. She could just disappear forever.
- Tatiana: Exactly. You work way too hard to give it all away to this crow's feet, saggy knees, cottage cheese thighs, ugly, old self-righteous...
- Veronica: Does that sound like a divorce settlement to you?
- Bendix Darby: You should go to the cops. That's incriminating evidence.
- Veronica: My husband's a mobbed-up lawyer. He'll have this evidence thrown out faster than you could say, "Circumstantial".
- Lilith: Hell hath no fury like a woman scorned, especially when that woman is about to be replaced by a younger, deadlier version of herself. And for all the Botox, liposuction, and skin treatments a desperate housewife could buy, money cannot turn back the clock. It is the inevitable, inexorable passage of time that changes the rules. So now, Veronica's playing a new game, a game of survival, a game that I call "Trophy Wife".
- Lilith: Well, it looks like some scorned women aren't that furious after all. This one's for the first wives, for those women with the experience and the imagination younger women cannot even begin to know. For those women who know that love attraction isn't only to be found in soft, supple, young lips, smooth legs, and perfectly sculpted bodies, but in the mind, in the psyche, in the darkest depths of your soul. As for Veronica and Gil, it really is one of nature's majestic wonders that two people, unique in their romantic depravity, have found one another, because after all, even psychopaths need love.