Alf: [Teasing to Nelson, who is applying suncream to Selina] Strike me pink! In my day, A bloke would be arrested for wiping his hands on sheila like that!
Selina: [Jack and Curtis are trying to outdo each other in strength training] Hang on, doesn't Jack use weights heaps *lighter* than yours? Must be boring changing dumbbells every two seconds.
Jack: Well, Gee Selina; You're a dumbbell. You change your boyfriends every two seconds!