Don't Trust the B---- in Apartment 23 (TV Series)

Parent Trap... (2012)

Krysten Ritter: Chloe

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• Chloe : June, I'm interested in what you're saying. Write it down and put it in a basket by the toilet, I'll get to it when my busy season is over.

• June Colburn : [confused about the young 'secretary' in the apartment]  Chloe, what's going on?

  Chloe : Oh, June, great news! I thought about what you said about needing to be more responsible, so...

  [traipses over to the 'work desk' of the efficient-looking, obviously well-trained, young girl] 

  Chloe : I got an assistant!

  June Colburn : [incredulous]  What? How can you afford that?

  Chloe : Oh, it's free! I got a foster child!

  [to the kid:] 

  Chloe : Molly, FYI, we have a no flip-flop policy, so I am going to need to see you in a closed-toe shoe. Thank you.

  [the girl agrees, and Chloe beams at June] 

  Chloe : It's amazing!

• June Colburn : I'm sorry to have to tell you this, but...

  Chloe : You decided to get a pixie cut?

  June Colburn : What? No!

  Chloe : Oh, thank God! My heart is still racing.

  [grabs June's hand, holds it against her own chest] 

  Chloe : Feel that? That's fear!

  June Colburn : Well, what I was gonna tell you, was... Your plant died.

  [shows her the wilted remains] 

  Chloe : What plant? I hate plants. I don't have no plant.

  June Colburn : Sure you do! You got one about a month ago.

  Chloe : [flashback, Chloe preening in front of hunky guy selling potted plants at fair]  I'm all about the environment. I fancy myself a tree-hugger.

  [doomed plant got bought for the sake of getting noticed] 

• June Colburn : Hey, you're home!

  [rushing towards her to surreptitiously get to the real subject unheard] 

  June Colburn : This is exactly what I didn't want to happen.

  Chloe : What? You not knowing how to apply eyeliner?

  June Colburn : [wiping off overdone raccoon effect]  No. You abandoning Molly. This is just like your goldfish or your plant. As if I didn't have enough to do, you leave me with your kid.

  Chloe : Wow. June, unbelievable. I love how when you're upset, she's my kid. She's your kid too, you know.

  June Colburn : [confused]  What?

  Chloe : Oh, I said we were lesbian co-parents.

  [June is dismayed] 

  Chloe : Come on, June, you moved in the first day we met.

  [taunting:] 

  Chloe : I've bagged me quite the trophy.

  [reaching around her and whacking her playfully on the butt, causing indignated shriek] 

• Chloe : Of course I had to say we were lesbian lover co-parents. They never would have given a kid to a single mom who doesn't

  [signing as if with inverted commas in the air] 

  Chloe : have an official job.

• Chloe : Well, now that my busy season is over, I don't need the extra help. Plus, she wasn't a great assistant. I mean, every day between nine and three, I could not get a hold of her.

  June Colburn : She was at school! You can not fire your own daughter!

• Chloe : What up?

  [sighs] 

  June Colburn : I'm sorry to have to tell you this, but...

  Chloe : [dismayed]  You decided to get a pixie cut?

  [looks utterly distraught] 

  June Colburn : What? No.

  Chloe : Oh, thank God!

  [throws her head back in relief] 

  Chloe : My heart is still racing.

  [takes June's hand, places it on her chest] 

  Chloe : Feel that? That's fear.