Don't Trust the B---- in Apartment 23 (TV Series)

The Wedding... (2012)

Krysten Ritter: Chloe

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Quotes 

• Chloe : Morning. I'd offer you breakfast, but you didn't make any.

  June Colburn : Ohh. What a night! Oh, James and I had so much fun...

  Chloe : Mm.

  [forces smile] 

  June Colburn : ... we talked about camping, and growing up, and s'mores.

  Chloe : So, Amish things.

  [sour] 

• June Colburn : [disturbed from sleep by late-night reveling]  What are you doing?

  Chloe : [raiding the refrigerator]  Eating your lunch for tomorrow. I like that you're not afraid of cheese.

• Chloe : Okay, if you're going to let one stupid setback knock you off your easy spirits, you might as well move home to Indiana.

  June Colburn : You sure as hell are the best thing I've got in my life right now.

  Chloe : You need to learn some confidence. This is New York, it's not what you do, it's how you do it.

  [June scurries to make a note] 

  Chloe : Don't write that down.

  [she decides to mentor this girl] 

  Chloe : June, I'm gonna take you out and teach you how to be bad-ass. If you have the right attitude, you can do anything, and go anywhere.

  [scene has changed to outside of club] 

  Chloe : Now walk up to the front of the line like you have George Clooney between your legs.

  June Colburn : [incredulous]  What?

  Chloe : If you're nailing that salt and pepper bastard, that means you've made it.

• Chloe : [entering empty apartment]  Hey, June, I know you hate it when I come home drunk and fried and eat tomorrow's lunch.

  [about to raid the refrigerator again] 

  Chloe : You're in a rut with the tuna, by the way.

  [opens refrigerator, it is bare, and she realizes apartment is empty] 

  Chloe : I'm home before her? That little hooker!

• Chloe : [when it doesn't go her way]  This party's beat, let's bounce.

• Chloe : [to James, as she looks at June who is merrily drunk]  I go to those things with you, and come back like that. That's our thing.

  James Van Der Beek : I waited for you, but you never showed. Aw, it's too bad, they had tons of drugs and a big potato bar.

• June Colburn : [opening lines, narrated]  If you told 12-year-old me that one day I'd be at a fancy New York wedding making out with James Van Der Beek while Kevin Sorbo watched, I'd have to say you were nuts. But nothing surprises me anymore.

  Chloe : [coming forward aggressively, and slapping June through the face]  Ugh! You bitch!

  June Colburn : Not since I met Chloe, the best roommate in the world.

• Chloe : [as she finds June sprawled on the floor in dejected state]  Oh, don't bother, I already ate all the pills from underneath the couch.

  Eli Webber : [peering in from next door]  She's been like that all day. Normally I like a motionless woman on the floor, but I'm getting a sad hit off this one.

• June Colburn : [unnerved]  He's right. He knows me better than anyone, he saw right through me. Inside, I'm still the girl who's afraid to go skinny-dipping.

  Chloe : Oh, skinny-dipping!

  [game for it] 

  Chloe : Are people going?