Don't Trust the B---- in Apartment 23 (TV Series)

Making Rent... (2012)

James Van Der Beek: James Van Der Beek

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• James Van Der Beek : [Chloe and Luther have talked business]  Are you guys finished? I've got something exciting to show you. Ready?

  [dropping the towel around his waist] 

  James Van Der Beek : And reveal!

  [hip-hugging tight jeans with his brand logo] 

  Chloe : Nice!

  James Van Der Beek : Right? My publicist thought I should take advantage of all the press I'm getting for Dancing With The Stars, and launch my own line of jeans, so...

  [slaps himself on the butt] 

  James Van Der Beek : Beek Jeans! Put your cheeks in a Beek!

  [Luther applauds] 

  James Van Der Beek : Right?

  Chloe : [looking at his crotch as he turns around]  Holy Mother! Dammit! Those are tight! Doesn't that hurt?

  James Van Der Beek : [grimaces]  So much! Yeah. But if you want your ass to rock, your plums gotta pay the price.