Don't Trust the B---- in Apartment 23 (TV Series)

Making Rent... (2012)

Krysten Ritter: Chloe

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Quotes 

• June Colburn : I can't believe you would do this. I can't believe you put me on a porn site, that is wrong, in so many ways.

  Chloe : It's a fetish site, and it's not wrong, it's another grey area. You would have been making the jam whether or not we filmed it.

  June Colburn : [insists]  There is no such thing as a grey area. You exploited me, without my knowledge.

  Chloe : You're being very judgmental right now. That's not very Korean of you.

  June Colburn : You never believed in the jam.

  [with the courage of her convictions:] 

  June Colburn : Well, I'm gonna go sell it without you, and even if I fail, I'll go home to Indiana penniless knowing that I did the right thing.

  [leaves in a huff] 

  Chloe : [seen on screen, left behind alone, looking up at the camera, speaking to Eli]  I'm not paying you back for the camera.

  Eli Webber : That's fine. I've got a couple other websites going. You're not the only girls in the building.

• James Van Der Beek : [Chloe and Luther have talked business]  Are you guys finished? I've got something exciting to show you. Ready?

  [dropping the towel around his waist] 

  James Van Der Beek : And reveal!

  [hip-hugging tight jeans with his brand logo] 

  Chloe : Nice!

  James Van Der Beek : Right? My publicist thought I should take advantage of all the press I'm getting for Dancing With The Stars, and launch my own line of jeans, so...

  [slaps himself on the butt] 

  James Van Der Beek : Beek Jeans! Put your cheeks in a Beek!

  [Luther applauds] 

  James Van Der Beek : Right?

  Chloe : [looking at his crotch as he turns around]  Holy Mother! Dammit! Those are tight! Doesn't that hurt?

  James Van Der Beek : [grimaces]  So much! Yeah. But if you want your ass to rock, your plums gotta pay the price.

• Chloe : [as June enters the apartment, Chloe is interviewing another prospective tenant]  It's first, last and security to move in.

  Bethany : [eager and trusting]  Is cash okay?

  Chloe : [pleased smile, yet another gullible victim, then June appears]  Oh! Great! Our other roommate is here!

  [rises] 

  Chloe : June, this is Bethany. She responded to the roommate listing we posted.

  [winks conspirationally] 

  June Colburn : What room? What are you...?

  [hushed tone] 

  June Colburn : No. No! You can not run the roommate scam again, Chloe. It's wrong!

  Bethany : What's going on? Am I still gonna meet Dawson?

  Chloe : [to June, desperately]  It's the last time, I swear.

• Chloe : [the key turns in the lock, she enters the apartment, obviously out of breath after having taken a run]  Oh! Fat cabbie can run! Pretty sure he had a heart attack, though. So...

  [prancing merrily] 

  Chloe : I just got a free ride home!

  June Colburn : [sitting glumly at the table]  There are no free rides.

  Chloe : Oh, right, I forgot. You're probably gonna judge me.

• Chloe : Wow, Gerta was really mad.

  June Colburn : What is the matter with you? I can't believe you were trying to scam another girl. Do you even know what you're doing is wrong?

  Chloe : Help? Help another girl? And it's not wrong, it's a gray area.

  June Colburn : There's no such thing as a gray area. It's either right or it's wrong.

  Chloe : Not true. If it hadn't been me stealing her money, it would have been somebody else. And they probably would have killed her, too. So I hope you're happy. You just sent poor Becky off to die.

  June Colburn : Bethany.

  Chloe : Whatever. Either way, she's dead.

  June Colburn : You don't care who you hurt, do you? Whether it's Robin or Bethany or that old German lady.

  Chloe : Shockingly, Gerta's only twenty-five. German people just age *so* poorly.