Don't Trust the B---- in Apartment 23 (TV Series)

Shitagi Nashi... (2012)

James Van Der Beek: James Van Der Beek

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Quotes 

• Chloe : You should fire Luther.

  James Van Der Beek : [sighs]  He made a mistake. It happens. He said he's going to make it right.

  Chloe : [deviously cruel]  You should make him cry and then kick him, and then kiss him to confuse him, and then fire him.

  [wicked grin] 

• Chloe : [explaining to June]  Actors are very sensitive people, so they need the validation from knowing that everybody else's dressing room sucks.

  James Van Der Beek : Thank you. Sounds douchey when I say it.

• James Van Der Beek : [recognizing her artwork]  Look, that... that looks familiar. Did... did you send me an issue where Trina and Sissie break into the set on Dawson's Creek and force me to be their algebra teacher?

  [Chloe looks at her suspiciously as if seeing her in a new light] 

  June Colburn : [unconvincingly]  No.

  James Van Der Beek : Okay, good. Cos that was creepy, man, I gave it to the FBI.