- Chloe: You should fire Luther.
- James Van Der Beek: [sighs] He made a mistake. It happens. He said he's going to make it right.
- Chloe: [deviously cruel] You should make him cry and then kick him, and then kiss him to confuse him, and then fire him.
- [wicked grin]
- Chloe: [explaining to June] Actors are very sensitive people, so they need the validation from knowing that everybody else's dressing room sucks.
- James Van Der Beek: Thank you. Sounds douchey when I say it.
- Chloe: [thinks June is the biggest nerd] You were friends with a lot of your Mom's friends, weren't you?
- June Colburn: [commentating on Chloe's status as muse to comic book artist] It's amazing! Your character drives around in a motorcycle with a sidecar!
- Graphic Novel Narrator: The moment she walked into the club,
- [cool leather-clad figure]
- Graphic Novel Narrator: it became the place to be. Everyone wanted to be her, be with her,
- [horde of besotted boys]
- Graphic Novel Narrator: or lick her marshmallow wig.
- [a wink from the cartoon heroine]
- June Colburn: Patrick Kelly, that's the guy who wrote this. You know who that is?
- Chloe: June, if I had time to worry about every person who admired, imitated or stalked me, I wouldn't have time to be my fabulous self.
- [taking two bottles of champagne from the refrigerator]
- Chloe: Now come on, there's a party at the Mayor's mansion, let's get somebody impeached.
- Mark Reynolds: [noticing that she's on the computer] Uh, June, hi. Hi, you're at work.
- June Colburn: I'm seeing if Robin was exaggerating about not being able to party six months after getting your stomach pumped.
- [smiles]
- June Colburn: Ooh, there is a girl on here that went to Vegas the next day.
- [smile fades just like that]
- June Colburn: Crap! And there's a link to her memorial page.
- James Van Der Beek: [recognizing her artwork] Look, that... that looks familiar. Did... did you send me an issue where Trina and Sissie break into the set on Dawson's Creek and force me to be their algebra teacher?
- [Chloe looks at her suspiciously as if seeing her in a new light]
- June Colburn: [unconvincingly] No.
- James Van Der Beek: Okay, good. Cos that was creepy, man, I gave it to the FBI.
- June Colburn: You're Patrick Kelly. You are the creator of 'Tall Slut No Panties.'
- Patrick Kelly: You know my work, but you're not Japanese, or my mother.
- June Colburn: [laughs] No, I'm June, Chloe's roommate. I should introduce you to her, she... she would love to meet you.
- Patrick Kelly: No way! I prefer to lurk in the shadows, and appear creepy and weird, do my own thing from afar.
- [holds up sketch]
- Patrick Kelly: Here we are at our underwater wedding.
- [points]
- Patrick Kelly: She's the mermaid.
- June Colburn: So, when Paolo goes out with Chloe, you just kinda... you tag along, and you hang out in the corner?
- Patrick Kelly: Yeah.
- June Colburn: Patrick, uhm, that's kinda sad. I mean, do you really want to spend your life following this girl around from bar to bar?
- Patrick Kelly: [regards her] How is that any different from what you're doing?
- June Colburn: [thinks it over] You're right. What the hell am I doing? I am not a Woodchuck anymore. And neither are you.
- Patrick Kelly: I have no idea what that means.
- June Colburn: It means that we gotta start living our own lives, and stop following around some girl that doesn't even know that we're here.
- [grabs her bowling ball to leave]
- June Colburn: This is stupid.
- Chloe: [presented with artwork] Why did you do this?
- June Colburn: I know how it feels to be afraid you're gonna be forgotten. That's why I was so desperate to hang out with you, because I didn't want you to leave me behind.
- Chloe: What are you talking about? I'm not afraid of being forgotten.
- [but her eyes betray her]
- June Colburn: Well, in case you ever are, you have this. It's not huge in Japan, no-one's ever gonna read it, but... you have your own copy, and I have mine too. You can burn it if you want to.
- Chloe: [looks at the drawings] You gave me some pretty fierce boobs.
- June Colburn: I traced candy corn.
- Chloe: [quoting:] "Mwhahaha! I won! Now, to the Earth's core!"
- [secretly likes it]
- Chloe: I guess I can keep it. You know, if I ever needed to wrap a fish or something.
- June Colburn: Cool.
- June Colburn: In case you haven't noticed, I've been trying to do my own thing now!
- Chloe: I'm the one who does my own thing! I am the one with the things!