American Dad! (TV Series)
The Kidney Stays in the Picture (2012)
Seth MacFarlane: Stan Smith, Roger the Alien
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Quotes
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Hayley Smith : [to Stan] Come on, let Mom have some fun once in a while.
Stan Smith : Why don't you ever take my side?
Hayley Smith : Because your side is always wrong.
Stan Smith : Your side is always wrong.
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Stan Smith : [after Stan learns he might not be Hayley's father; while hugging Francine] You big whore. I don't know why I'm holding you like this. It must be very confusing.
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Francine Smith : Stan, I know you're upset.
Stan Smith : Upset? I'm just now finding out my daughter might not even be mine. I can't believe it. I mean, I changed her diapers, I fed her, I clothed her, I got her braces, I sent her to college. Holy shit, that guy owes me so much money.
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Roger the Alien : [while holding a net standing next to a big envelope] Elian? Is that you, baby? Come on in. You're safe here. I will not send you back to Coo-ba.