American Dad! (TV Series)

Season's Beatings (2011)

Martin Mull: Father Donovan

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• Father Donovan : Look, Stan, I actually think what you did was really, really funny, but Christian leaders around the world saw you on TV and they've been chewing my ass off nonstop. I'm sorry, Stan, but I'm going to have to kick you out.

  Stan Smith : I can't go to your church anymore?

  Father Donovan : No, Stan, you're kicked out of Christianity. You can't go into any church.

  Stan Smith : No! Well, there must be some way to get back in!

  Father Donovan : Well, there are three, but they're tough: you'd have to find the Holy Grail or kill the Antichrist or donate ten million dollars to charity. That's how Jared from Subway got back in.