American Dad! (TV Series)

Season's Beatings (2011)

Wendy Schaal: Francine Smith

Quotes 

• Francine Smith : We're grandparents!

  Stan Smith : Steve was raped by a confused lesbian?

• Francine Smith : Mohammad Ali changed religions and became Kareem Abdul-Jabbar.

• Francine Smith : I have grandchildren? Oh, my God, I can't believe it! I thought my only chance was if Steve got raped by a confused lesbian.

• Francine Smith : Oh, Hayley, stop! Your bitch-crying is going to be in the background of this entire video.

• Stan Smith : I don't want another religion, I want my religion.

  Francine Smith : I know, honey, but the thing is, you already kind of screwed yourself there.

• Steve Smith : [while possessed by Nemo]  Mene mene tekel. Satana satana.

  Hayley Smith : Mom, Steve's acting weird again.

  Francine Smith : Steve, stop babbling at your sister in Aramaic. It's a dead language.

• Francine Smith : Steve, I just did a big Trader Joe's run. Pour yourself some unsweetened cherry juice. Maybe have it with some sunflower paste on a flax crisp. There's also a scallop shu mai that tastes like nothing and a mushroom flatbread pizza that smells like nut sack.