- Cleveland Brown: [after Cleveland discovers that Cleveland Jr. has a poster of Justin Bieber on his bedroom wall] But, buddy, why would you hang a poster of a dude on your wall?
- Cleveland Brown Jr.: Because he's the biggest star in the entire galaxy!
- Cleveland Brown: No, Jupiter is the biggest star in the galaxy. Read astrology much?
- Cleveland Brown: Donna, you don't think I'm the Whitest Black Man in America, do you?
- Donna Tubbs: No, honey. What does that even mean?
- Rallo Tubbs: May I take this? It means you were dancing like a little white girl so you could see a little white boy dance and sing for little white boys, white girls and a rainbow of pedophiles.
- Federline Jones: [to Cleveland] I feel you, dawg. Some people have called me the blackest white man in America.
- Cleveland Brown: No one calls you that.
- Cleveland Brown: [to Barbara] Why don't I remember you?
- White Woman: Well, you were very young and when your father came back into your mother's life, I wasn't needed anymore. And you always were a rather thick, unresponsive child, so it doesn't surprise me that you remember so little of those days.