- Principal Wally Farquhare: And you receive this special honour since it is unprecedented for a Scout to practically apply the skills learnt while gaining these badges, as they were only invented to be busywork to stop young men from sitting around bending their Beckhams.
- Donna Tubbs: Rallo, from now on, there will be no video games! And no internet! No Angry Birds! No Angry Birds for Android! No Kindle! No Zune! No TiVo! No Roku! No Pronto! No Pixi! No Swidget! No PlayPad! No Migo! No Linkster! No Tickle Me Elmo! No Texas hold'em with seven grown-up gamblers who somehow got into your room! No dressing up as Al Sharpton!