How I Met Your Mother (TV Series)

The Stinson Missile Crisis (2011)

Kal Penn: Kevin

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Quotes 

• Kevin : So you're drunk, under a desk, binge eating stolen chocolate?

  Robin Scherbatsky : Boy, I'm not coming across great here, am I?

  Kevin : This is not about how you're coming across. But no.

• Ted Mosby : [Coming into Marshall and Lily's doctor appointment]  I checked out all this stuff this "Doctor" says is okay, and She's wrong. So for the health of this baby, I'm stepping in

  [Reveals Team Baby shirt he's wearing] 

  Kevin : [Back to Robin and Kevin]  Sounds like this Ted guy could benefit from some therapy.

  Robin Scherbatsky : Oh, he definitely could.

• Robin Scherbatsky : Maybe you should write on that little chart you got there "selflessly tried to help a friend in need".

  Kevin : First of all, this is a crossword puzzle.

• Robin Scherbatsky : I suppose now you want me to talk about it feel to watch Barney and Nora walk off together

  Kevin : Actually, I'd much rather skip ahead to the assault. My next client thinks he's god, and on the off change he's right, I really don't want to keep him waiting.

• Robin Scherbatsky : I can't believe I'm talking to a therapist. Well, ususally I'm not the touchy-feely, talk-about-your-emotions type. But with this... I just had to be a big enough person to admit that I need help. Huh. I guess this is what growing up feels like.

  Kevin : This is *court*-mandated therapy. You assaulted a woman.

  Robin Scherbatsky : Oh

  [laughs and waves hand dismissively] 

  Robin Scherbatsky : That silly thing.

  [More serious after getting a look from Kevin] 

  Robin Scherbatsky : I guess we can talk about that.

• Kevin : Robin! I've had serial killers lead me to shallow graves faster than you're telling this story!