How I Met Your Mother (TV Series)

The Stinson Missile Crisis (2011)

Jeff Probst: Jeff Probst

Quotes 

• Lily Aldrin : I can't believe you're still running plays on dumb blondes! I thought you were serious about Nora.

  Barney Stinson : No, I've been good, I swear! I just forgot about my BDS's.

  Robin Scherbatsky : BDS's?

  Barney Stinson : Bimbo Delivery Systems. You see, over the years I've launched a variety of systems that are always working to get me laid. Like my pop-up ads

  [Cut to video] 

  Barney Stinson : Oh hi. I'm doctor Barney Stinson. Are your really large breasts making everyday tasks difficult?

  Infomercial Actress : [Tries to water plant, knocks it over]  Oh! There's just gotta be a better way!

  Barney Stinson : There is! I, Dr. Barney Stinson - for a limited time only - can give you a free breast reduction consultation. Call me! If your knockers are just too damn big, I can handle them - it!

  Robin Scherbatsky : [Back to the gang]  Women actually fell for that?

  Barney Stinson : Yeah, that business really took off. It played in all kinds of markets

  [See various ads] 

  Jeff Probst : [On the show Survivor]  Okay survivors, today's reward challenge is brought to you by Dr. Barney Stinson's Free Breast Reduction Consultations.