How I Met Your Mother (TV Series)

The Stinson Missile Crisis (2011)

Jason Segel: Marshall Eriksen

Quotes 

• Marshall Eriksen : You know what? Screw it! Who says two bros can't rock a birthing class?

• Marshall Eriksen : It's fascinating how profoundly little I know about vaginas.

• Dr. Sonya : [as Ted and Marshall are leaving the birthing class]  Dads, this is the time I'll answer every question you've ever had about vaginas.

  Marshall Eriksen : Damn it!

• Lily Aldrin : [while sitting at the bar with Marshall]  That wine looks good.

  Marshall Eriksen : Oh

  [He passes it to her as Ted comes in] 

  Ted Mosby : Hey, hey, hey! Pregnant women can't drink alcohol.

  Lily Aldrin : No, my doctor says it's okay to have a sip of wine every now and then.

  Ted Mosby : [Disbelieving]  Really?

  Lily Aldrin : Dr. Sonja's great; whenever you ask her if you can have something, she's like...

  Dr. Sonya : Just a little bit.

  Ted Mosby : Wait, Dr. Sonja doesn't let you have sushi does she?

  Dr. Sonya : Just a little bit.

  Ted Mosby : [Lily eats a cheeto]  You're allowed to have CHEETOS?

  Dr. Sonya : Cheetos? Ah, just a little bit.

  Ted Mosby : Do you mind if I double check some of this stuff?