How I Met Your Mother (TV Series)

The Stinson Missile Crisis (2011)

Josh Radnor: Ted Mosby

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• Ted Mosby : The truth is, I thought I'd be married by now and going through all this stuff along side you guys. But even if I meet the girl of my dreams right this second I'm still one night and nine months away from having a family of my own. And that's assuming the mother of my children is just a huge slut.

• Ted Mosby : [Coming into Marshall and Lily's doctor appointment]  I checked out all this stuff this "Doctor" says is okay, and She's wrong. So for the health of this baby, I'm stepping in

  [Reveals Team Baby shirt he's wearing] 

  Kevin : [Back to Robin and Kevin]  Sounds like this Ted guy could benefit from some therapy.

  Robin Scherbatsky : Oh, he definitely could.

• Lily Aldrin : [while sitting at the bar with Marshall]  That wine looks good.

  Marshall Eriksen : Oh

  [He passes it to her as Ted comes in] 

  Ted Mosby : Hey, hey, hey! Pregnant women can't drink alcohol.

  Lily Aldrin : No, my doctor says it's okay to have a sip of wine every now and then.

  Ted Mosby : [Disbelieving]  Really?

  Lily Aldrin : Dr. Sonja's great; whenever you ask her if you can have something, she's like...

  Dr. Sonya : Just a little bit.

  Ted Mosby : Wait, Dr. Sonja doesn't let you have sushi does she?

  Dr. Sonya : Just a little bit.

  Ted Mosby : [Lily eats a cheeto]  You're allowed to have CHEETOS?

  Dr. Sonya : Cheetos? Ah, just a little bit.

  Ted Mosby : Do you mind if I double check some of this stuff?

• Ted Mosby : Come on, we're a trio, we've always been a trio! We're right up there with Batman and Robin and Alfred!

  Lily Aldrin : Out!

  [Pushes him out of the doctor's office] 

  Ted Mosby : Romeo and Juliet and the Apothecary!

  Lily Aldrin : Now!

  [Closing the door] 

  Ted Mosby : Salt and pepper and cumin!