How I Met Your Mother (TV Series)

The Stinson Missile Crisis (2011)

Cobie Smulders: Robin Scherbatsky

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Quotes 

• Patrice : [When Barney is singing to Nora]  He is so dreamy!

  Robin Scherbatsky : [Screaming]  NOBODY ASKED YOU, PATRICE!

• Lily Aldrin : I can't believe you're still running plays on dumb blondes! I thought you were serious about Nora.

  Barney Stinson : No, I've been good, I swear! I just forgot about my BDS's.

  Robin Scherbatsky : BDS's?

  Barney Stinson : Bimbo Delivery Systems. You see, over the years I've launched a variety of systems that are always working to get me laid. Like my pop-up ads

  [Cut to video] 

  Barney Stinson : Oh hi. I'm doctor Barney Stinson. Are your really large breasts making everyday tasks difficult?

  Infomercial Actress : [Tries to water plant, knocks it over]  Oh! There's just gotta be a better way!

  Barney Stinson : There is! I, Dr. Barney Stinson - for a limited time only - can give you a free breast reduction consultation. Call me! If your knockers are just too damn big, I can handle them - it!

  Robin Scherbatsky : [Back to the gang]  Women actually fell for that?

  Barney Stinson : Yeah, that business really took off. It played in all kinds of markets

  [See various ads] 

  Jeff Probst : [On the show Survivor]  Okay survivors, today's reward challenge is brought to you by Dr. Barney Stinson's Free Breast Reduction Consultations.

• Robin Scherbatsky : [about an urn-like object]  What's that thing?

  Barney Stinson : For some it was the ashes of my parents. For others it was the trophy from Wimbledon and believe it or not, for one busty dullard, it was both. Game, enormous set and match!

• Kevin : So you're drunk, under a desk, binge eating stolen chocolate?

  Robin Scherbatsky : Boy, I'm not coming across great here, am I?

  Kevin : This is not about how you're coming across. But no.

• Ted Mosby : [Coming into Marshall and Lily's doctor appointment]  I checked out all this stuff this "Doctor" says is okay, and She's wrong. So for the health of this baby, I'm stepping in

  [Reveals Team Baby shirt he's wearing] 

  Kevin : [Back to Robin and Kevin]  Sounds like this Ted guy could benefit from some therapy.

  Robin Scherbatsky : Oh, he definitely could.

• Robin Scherbatsky : Maybe you should write on that little chart you got there "selflessly tried to help a friend in need".

  Kevin : First of all, this is a crossword puzzle.

• Robin Scherbatsky : I suppose now you want me to talk about it feel to watch Barney and Nora walk off together

  Kevin : Actually, I'd much rather skip ahead to the assault. My next client thinks he's god, and on the off change he's right, I really don't want to keep him waiting.

• Robin Scherbatsky : I can't believe I'm talking to a therapist. Well, ususally I'm not the touchy-feely, talk-about-your-emotions type. But with this... I just had to be a big enough person to admit that I need help. Huh. I guess this is what growing up feels like.

  Kevin : This is *court*-mandated therapy. You assaulted a woman.

  Robin Scherbatsky : Oh

  [laughs and waves hand dismissively] 

  Robin Scherbatsky : That silly thing.

  [More serious after getting a look from Kevin] 

  Robin Scherbatsky : I guess we can talk about that.