Mathew Buck: Film Brain

Quotes 

• Narrator : So he did what no other rider has ever done before: he outran the Devil.

  Film Brain : How exactly does one outrun the Devil? Sure it sounds cool, but he's the DEVIL! The embodiment of evil. If he wants something, he takes it. He's the bloody Devil!

• Film Brain : One thing that is immediately apparent is that Barton smokes, and that every time he does so, he hacks up a lung. I'm sure that doesn't mean anything.

  [Barton coughs violently then reaches for his cigarettes; Film Brain imitates his coughing] 

  Film Brain : Ooh, man, I wonder what's causing that coughing? Pass me those smokes.

• Film Brain : You're leaving? But I just carved onto this tree that we'd be together forever. Noooooo!

• Film Brain : But he's a stuntbiker, so there's probably not much going on in his head.

• Film Brain : Johnny tries to ride away on Grace, his father's bike which he gave to him before he died, but suddenly Mephistopheles appears in front of him, causing him to crash. If he can do that, why didn't he do that at the start of the movie? Outrun the Devil, my ass.

• Film Brain : So Johnny makes the jump and you know what? I don't care. This is irrelevant. There's no tension, because we know he can't die, and all we're asking ourselves is when is Ghost Rider gonna show up?

• Film Brain : Roxanne doesn't seem like a fully developed person either, because she consults her magic 8-ball when Johnny is late. What are you, six years old, woman? Anyway, Johnny notices that his hands are getting hot, which is either due to furious masturbation, or because the Ghost Rider might actually bloody appear now!

• Film Brain : Hey Nic, how about a shower? Nice CGI six-pack ya got there. That and the wig obviously don't make it obvious that you're ten years too old for this part.