- Dude at 5:30 mark: I am a motherf*ing nice person - I can cook like a motherf*er - that makes some f*ing straight up f*ing grub. F*ing chicken fried steak, f*ing collard greens, f*ing mashed potatoes - all that f*ing sausage, gravy, biscuits... f*ing everything man... I cook like a motherf*er.
- Dude at 5:30 mark: I wanna find a skinny ass little bitch, make her fat and then we lose weight together... then we bond.
- Guy at 19:05: I had an old man tell me that there was nothing good left in the world and I actually believed that sh*t until I came here seeing all the titties, all the weed, all the fast food... I mean this shit's bomb
- Girl at 19:20: It says 'Titties 4 a dollar' - my boyfriend wrote it. Yeah I show my titties to everyone... getting money.