- Rex Britten: When it's just the two of us, he's asking about my day, making me dinner, trying to talk about sports, being nothing but nice to me. I can't stop thinking I wish I had her instead of him. What kind of person looks someone in the eye, someone who's trying so hard, and wishes they were dead instead of someone else.
- Rex Britten: Every time he smiles at me, every time he hugs me and says he loves me. I'm afraid he's gonna see that I didn't choose him.
- Michael Britten: You wanna shower with me? Save the environment.
- Hannah Britten: Ah, well, for the sake of the environment.
- Rex Britten: He tries too hard. He always wants to talk and hang out like we're best friends or something.
- Tara: This is your complaint?
- Rex Britten: I just don't want to deal with it right now.
- Tara: He almost lost you. I think you can handle a few hugs and some awkward conversation.
- Rex Britten: He's not the problem, I am.