- Dick: Hey Bright, why don't you write something again with zombies in it, since you look like one?
- Bright: I don't know.
- Gallus: Too close to real life.
- Bright: No, I'd rather make people think, encourage them to reflect, and steer them in the right direction with pure emotion...
- Gallus: Steer them in the right direction with pure emotion? You can't even take a piss by yourself!
- Bright: [shouts] My light allergy is a disease, not stupidity, you fucking prick!
- Gallus: Oh, was that one of your pure emotions there Bright?
- Bright: [roars] You know what? I know a place that's every bit as shitty as the wide place in the road we live in.
- Gallus: France?
- Bright: I mean a darker place where the people can do light allergy research in complete peace.
- Gallus: In Mordor?
- Bright: No, not in fucking Mordor. In Oulu, Finland, that's where!