Holliston (TV Series)

Camera Rental: Part 1 (2012)

Corri English: Corri

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Quotes 

• Corri : Is there, like, an Indian burial ground under the building?

  Landlord : Not an Indian one.

• Landlord : Just because someone dies in an apartment doesn't make it haunted.

  Corri : Someone died in here?

  Landlord : What?

  Corri : You just said someone died in here.

  Landlord : Sort of.

  Corri : Sort of?

  Landlord : It was natural causes.

  Laura : So like someone died in their sleep?

  Landlord : Basically, yes. They were sleeping and then they slipped and fell into a noose.

  [Motions to a noose randomly hanging in the center of the apartment] 

• Laura : The apartment was haunted. We heard voices and they were gonna kill Corri and molest me.

  Corri : It was so scary, we- wait. Why were they gonna kill me but molest you?

  Laura : Oh, please.

• Corri : That's the scene, right? I mean, did you have another line or...

• Corri : I'm dirty. Wash me.

  Adam : OK.

• Corri : What's with the Hamburgler outfit?

  Adam : I don't want to get caught renting a stolen camera with Mayor McCheese... Mayor McSteels-a-lot... Mayor Mc... whatever, there's a joke in there somewhere.

  Laura : Stolen camera?

  Joe : It's not stolen, it's borrowed, and it's fine.

  Adam : Mayor McDouche.

  Joe : Too late.

• Corri : I can't live in a haunted apartment.

  Laura : It's cheap. Sure you can.

  Corri : Laura...

  Laura : It'll be fun! Like Paranormal Activity.

  Corri : I really think that we need to discuss this.

  Laura : Aww. Our first roommate fight and you lost. But I still love you, Corri. I still love you.

• Laura : Why are you sleeping on the couch?

  Corri : I can't sleep in that room. I kept hearing whispers.

  Laura : [Excitedly]  What were they saying?

  Corri : I don't know. I couldn't understand them.

  Laura : Well if you can't understand them then they don't count.

  Corri : Laura, why don't you take that room?

  Laura : No. That room is scary. You take that room.

  Corri : Yeah, but you, you like death and stuff. It can inspiration for your art.

  [Reveal two paintings of dead babies] 

  Laura : That was mean.

• Adam : That's how we get out of losing the camera!

  Corri : What camera?

  Adam : [Pushing her aside]  We're back to the A story line. OK, so we borrowed the camera... to shoot Lance's cover band's show.

  Laura : Lance is still in a cover band? Isn't he like 50?

  Joe : Long story. Go on.

  Adam : OK. So on our way to the show... uh... we got robbed by... uh...

  [Points at Laura] 

  Adam : ... by a big Mexican!

  Joe : Dude!

  Laura : No, it's OK. I'm Colombian. Go on.

  Adam : OK. There was a struggle, we got roughed up, guy ran away with the camera.

• Joe : Wait, what's that!

  Laura : Give me the camera Gringos or Britney Spear here gets it!

  Joe : No way! This camera belongs to Mass Cablevision!

  Adam : Yeah! You'll have to kill us first!

  Laura : Gimme the camera or I'll kill Blondie!

  Adam : Fine, kill her!

  Laura : Hmm.

  Corri : What?

  Laura : I'll do it!

  Adam : [Throws Corri away into some trash barrels]  You'll never take this camera from us, scary ethnic man. Now...

  [Puts his fists up] 

  Adam : ... let's dance.

  Laura : [Terribly choreographed and repetitive swing]  Hught- huh! Hught - huh!

  Adam : [Terribly choreographed and repetitive duck and swing]  Eey-hught! Huh! Eey-hught! Huh!

• Corri : Wow. The way you guys always talk about Lance, he sounds amazing. I would so love to make out with him.

  Lance Rockett : Is that an American Apparel shirt you're wearing there, Adam? Fantastic fit.