Holliston (TV Series)

Candyman: Part 1 (2012)

Corri English: Corri

Quotes 

• Kevin : Any luck finding an apartment yet?

  Corri : We might have actually found one but the asking price is a little high. Hopefully we find one soon though because living with my parents is...

  [Realizing Kevin is too distracted by his phone to possibly be listening to her] 

  Corri : ... getting out of hand. You know, with all of the drugs. And the sex swings. And the dog fighting in the basement. Which is where I think you got me pregnant. We're gonna have a baby. Surprise! You're a father! Wooo! Kevin? Kevin?

• Corri : Kevin! I'm pregnant!

  Kevin : No you're not.

  Corri : Well, what if I was?

  Kevin : But you're not so who cares?

  Corri : You know what? We're done.

  Kevin : But I haven't finished my pancakes.

• Kevin : Stop being emotional. Your period will be over in a few days.

  Corri : I am breaking up with you!

  [Slaps his hand away] 

  Kevin : Ow! Corri, every nurse wants to marry a doctor. Wasn't that the whole point in going to "nursing school'?

  Corri : Actually it was to learn anatomy so that I'd know an asshole when I saw one. Apparently I failed.

• Laura : Woah, you got served!

  Kevin : Oooh!

  Laura : No, actually... How about THEM apples?

  Kevin : Ahhh!

  Laura : No, actually... You got served!

  Kevin : Oooohhh!

  Laura : [Aside to Corri]  Why don't we like Kevin any more?

  Corri : Kevin who?

  Laura : Oh, man, his name wasn't "Kevin"? Who's the idiot?

  [Raises her hand] 

  Laura : Right here.

• Corri : Maybe I'm just meant to be single. Whatever. Love is overrated.

  Laura : Yeah. It really sucks to have someone to share your life with. To be there for you no matter what. To hold you when you sleep at night. To build a future and to grow old with. And...

  Corri : I get it.

  Laura : I was just trying to help.

  Corri : Try less.

  Laura : There's always your childhood sweetheart and the one we all know you're going to end up with in the end anyway.

  Corri : Who?

  Laura : Um. He's short. But not really that short. He's funny. Not really that funny, I guess. He sort of makes horror movies. But not real ones. He lives with Joe. You dated him for years. His name is Adam.

  Corri : Adam?

  Laura : Oh, that's a good idea. What about Adam?

  Corri : Let's not go there right now, Laura.

  Laura : I tried.

• Adam : What's with all the bags?

  Corri : Oh, these? Just my depression and anger in the form of new clothes I absolutely couldn't afford to put on my credit card. I broke up with Kevin.

  Adam : [Adam does a victory dance behind Corri]  I'm sorry to hear that. You know, relationships... are hard. And break-ups are even harder. But if you need anything to help you through this difficult time, like, I don't know... a friend to take you to dinner? A shoulder to cry on? You can sleep with me to get back at him. I would do that for you.

• Tony Todd : And you are...?

  Corri : Single!

  Adam : That's Corri. She has crabs.

• Corri : [to Adam]  If our friendship wasn't already so complicated, that ice cream line so would have gotten you laid tonight.