Holliston (TV Series)

Candyman: Part 1 (2012)

Dave Brockie: Oderus Urungus

Quotes 

• Oderus Urungus : Man! These little red birds are useless against these green pigs!

• Adam : Oderus, what do you do when you have a house guest that's overstaying his welcome and won't leave?

  Oderus Urungus : That's easy. How about, you get on the internet and find a bunch of pictures of naked underage chicks? Then you put them together in photoshop and you get him arrested!

  Adam : Right, but then I would have to go and find illegal pictures of naked underage girls! I'm not gonna do that!

  Oderus Urungus : Like you use the computer for anything else around here!

• Oderus Urungus : That reminds me of a little saying we have on my home planet of Scumdogia. "When life gives you lemons, you make lemon lemon and stuff. And then you get plums, or maybe it's back to the lemons, anyway you take fruit and you shove it up your ass!" What you don't seem to understand is this guy is a celebrity! He is a genetically superior life form! You are an insignificant plop of maggot puke! Therefore I advise you to continue to let him have sex with your girlfriend, hang around at your apartment, and basically steamroll over every aspect of your life. He is famous! You are not! You suck!

  Adam : Yeah. Yeah, I guess you're right.

  Oderus Urungus : Who'd you say this guy was anyway?

  Adam : Candyman.

  Oderus Urungus : Candyman is in the house? Ahhhhhh!

  [Crashes through the bedroom wall back into his closet] 

  Oderus Urungus : Seriously! Get the fuck

  [BLEEPED] 

  Oderus Urungus : out of the house!