Holliston (TV Series)
Candyman: Part 1 (2012)
Laura Ortiz: Laura
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Quotes
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Laura : Woah, you got served!
Kevin : Oooh!
Laura : No, actually... How about THEM apples?
Kevin : Ahhh!
Laura : No, actually... You got served!
Kevin : Oooohhh!
Laura : [Aside to Corri] Why don't we like Kevin any more?
Corri : Kevin who?
Laura : Oh, man, his name wasn't "Kevin"? Who's the idiot?
[Raises her hand]
Laura : Right here.
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Corri : Maybe I'm just meant to be single. Whatever. Love is overrated.
Laura : Yeah. It really sucks to have someone to share your life with. To be there for you no matter what. To hold you when you sleep at night. To build a future and to grow old with. And...
Corri : I get it.
Laura : I was just trying to help.
Corri : Try less.
Laura : There's always your childhood sweetheart and the one we all know you're going to end up with in the end anyway.
Corri : Who?
Laura : Um. He's short. But not really that short. He's funny. Not really that funny, I guess. He sort of makes horror movies. But not real ones. He lives with Joe. You dated him for years. His name is Adam.
Corri : Adam?
Laura : Oh, that's a good idea. What about Adam?
Corri : Let's not go there right now, Laura.
Laura : I tried.
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Laura : Don't panic, I've got this! You! Get me three large trash bags and one bottle of bleach! You! Grab his feet! Grab his feet!