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Officer Duffy : OK, one more time. Who exactly are these "friends"?
Laura : [Crying] One of them is my boyfriend the other is her ex! Don't I get a last meal or something?
Officer Pappas : That's for people on death row.
Laura : Can I meet Morgan Freeman?
Officer Duffy : What?
Laura : I want my phone call! I get a phone call!
Officer Pappas : Ladies, you're not under arrest.
Corri : I'd like to speak to my lawyer.
Officer Pappas : Really? Let's call him up right now. What's that phone number?
Corri : Six one seven. Eight nine... twelve.
Officer Pappas : Twelve?
Officer Duffy : That's not even a number.
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Corri : This is ridiculous!
Laura : I told you we should have gone to Market BASKET!
Corri : MARKET Basket.
Laura : Market BASKET!
Corri : No, MARKET. Not Market BASKET. MARKET Basket.
Laura : Market BASKET!
Corri : No, whisper the Basket.
Laura : Market
[whispered]
Laura : basket!
Corri : No loud whispering! What's with the loud whispering? It's MARKET Basket!
Laura : Market BASKET!
Officer Duffy : Excuse me. The inflection would actually be on Market. So like MARKET Basket.
Corri : See? MARKET Basket. MARKET Basket.
Laura : Market BASKET!
Officer Pappas : [Slams his fist on the desk] God damnit! Where's the whore house? Where do you turn tricks?
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Laura : [Holding out her hands] I suggest you cuff us first so that we don't jump out and run like last time. And you might want to put a Hannibal Lechter mask on this one.
[Motioning to Corri]
Laura : She bites.
Corri : [to the police] Yeah, I don't know her.
Laura : Whatever Kaiser Soze.
Officer Duffy : Actually, it's Kaiser Soza.
Laura : Whatever, fuck
[Beeped out]
Laura : you.
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Officer Duffy : My God, it stinks in here.
Officer Pappas : That's the smell of sluts and the stink of sin. Let's go.
