The Simpsons (TV Series)

Replaceable You (2011)

Dan Castellaneta: Homer Simpson, Groundskeeper Willie, Itchy, Santa's Little Helper, Grampa Simpson, Barney Gumble, Benjamin

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Quotes 

• Roz : I want a list of 100 ways to make your life worse by the end of work today.

  Homer Simpson : Can one of the ways be making the list?

  Roz : No.

  Homer Simpson : Can some of them be callbacks to earlier ones?

  Roz : Also no.

  Homer Simpson : Ohh!

• Homer Simpson : Oh, Flanders! You're my personal savior!

  Ned Flanders : Well, now, I don't approve of...

  Homer Simpson : [Bows down]  Hail Flanders! Mightier than Jesus!

• Bart Simpson : And best of all, I got the funding for the Homer Humiliator.

  [Cut to Homer standing by the Homer Humiliator, which hits him in the face with a pie and kicks him in the groin] 

  Homer Simpson : Oh, why would a Homer Humiliator do this to me?

• Homer Simpson : I learned something today. Did you know that my work is the reason I get those checks every week? And now that I've been demoted, those checks have gotten smaller. Not in physical size, but in...

  Marge Simpson : I know!

• Roz : Who told you?

  Homer Simpson : I won't say, but his initials are S.F.

  Roz : Stupid Flanders!

• Homer Simpson : [meeting Roz]  A woman of stature!

• Abraham Simpson : Second place isn't the worst thing. Look at poor Jasper. His wife died, his children don't call, soon he'll be nothing but bones and beards.

• Ned Flanders : If you have the stones, I can show you how to slay this Gal-iath.

  Homer Simpson : Are you aware that stones means man junk?

  Ned Flanders : It does? I've been using it around the boys!

  [faints]