Game of Thrones (TV Series)

Blackwater (2012)

Peter Dinklage: Tyrion Lannister

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Quotes 

• [the Hound's fear of fire is renewed when watching people burn to death, and he refuses to keep fighting] 

  Sandor Clegane : I lost half of my men. The Blackwater is on fire.

  Joffrey Baratheon : Dog, I command you to go back up there and fight!

  [the Hound shakes his head] 

  Tyrion Lannister : You're in the Kingsguard, Clegane. We must beat them back or they're going to take the city... your king's city.

  Sandor Clegane : Fuck the Kingsguard. Fuck the city. Fuck the king.

  [the Hound walks away] 

• Joffrey Baratheon : Hound, tell the Hand that his King has asked him a question.

  Sandor Clegane : The King has asked you a question.

  Tyrion Lannister : Sir Lancel, tell the Hound to tell the King that the Hand is extremely busy.

  Lancel Lannister : The Hand of the King would like me to tell you to tell the King that...

  Joffrey Baratheon : If I tell the Hound to cut you in half, he'll do it without a second thought.

  Tyrion Lannister : That would make me the quarter-man. Just doesn't have the same ring to it.

• Tyrion Lannister : Don't fight for a king. Don't fight for his kingdoms. Don't fight for honor, don't fight for glory, don't fight for riches, because you won't get any. This is your city Stannis means to sack. That's your gate he's ramming. If he gets in it will be your house that burns. Your gold he steals, your women he rapes. Those are brave men knocking at our door. Let's go kill them!

• [Varys listens to the bells toll the alarm before the battle] 

  Lord Varys : I've always hated the bells. They ring for horror. A dead king, a city under siege...

  Tyrion Lannister : A wedding.

  Lord Varys : Exactly.

• [Tyrion and Bronn shake hands before the battle] 

  Bronn : Don't get killed.

  Tyrion Lannister : Nor you, my friend.

  Bronn : Oh... are we friends now?

  Tyrion Lannister : Of course we are. Just because I pay you for your services doesn't diminish our friendship.

  Bronn : Enhances it, really.

  Tyrion Lannister : Oh, "enhances". Fancy word for a sellsword.

  Bronn : Been spending time with fancy folks.

• [Tyrion is enraged to see the Hound drinking during the battle] 

  Tyrion Lannister : [sarcastically]  Can I get you some iced milk? And a nice bowl of raspberries, too?

• Tyrion Lannister : Oh, fuck me.

• [Tyrion is heading off to the battle] 

  Sansa Stark : I will pray for your safe return, my lord.

  Tyrion Lannister : Will you?

  Sansa Stark : Of course. Just as I pray for the King's.

• [Varys watches the boy helping Tyrion put on his armor] 

  Lord Varys : Podrick, is that it?

  Tyrion Lannister : "Is that it?" Nice touch. As if you don't know the name of every boy in town.

  Lord Varys : I'm not entirely sure what you're suggesting.

  Tyrion Lannister : I'm entirely sure you're entirely sure what I'm suggesting.