House M.D. (TV Series)
Dead & Buried (2011)
Hugh Laurie: Dr. Gregory House
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Dr. Eric Foreman : 14 year old girl - intermittent attacks.
Dr. Gregory House : 4 year old boy - consistently at death's door.
Dr. Jessica Adams : [Foreman starts to walk away] This patient died 5 years ago.
[Foreman returns and puts the file on House's desk]
Dr. Gregory House : I didn't say which side of the door he was on.
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Dr. James Wilson : You're an addict. And I'm an idiot for thinking your addictions were limited to pills, anti-social behavior and sarcasm.
Dr. Gregory House : [House belches] Sorry Vicodin repeating on me.
Dr. James Wilson : You're also addicted to puzzles. You show all the classic behaviors: lying, neglecting responsibilities, and you can't stop - no matter how desvesting the consequences.
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Dr. Gregory House : You're right.
Dr. James Wilson : You don't even know what I just said.
Dr. Gregory House : That is ridiculous. You said "Blah blah blah blah. Deaf ears. Blah blah blah blah." Absolutely essential information.
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Milton : I prepared the sarcophagus for you.
Dr. Gregory House : Thank you, Igor.
Milton : It's Milton.
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Dr. Gregory House : I need to DDX a patient with you.
Dr. James Wilson : I thought you had a team for that.
Dr. Gregory House : According to Foreman, they're only for DDXing people who are still alive.
Dr. James Wilson : ...You have a dead patient?
Dr. Gregory House : Bigotry is boring when we add modifiers. I don't see creed, color, pulse.
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Dr. Gregory House : [to Emory] You're angry because your kid died - more than that because you don't have an answer. People need answers.
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Emory : Aren't there actual medical tests?
Dr. Gregory House : Dead patients usually get lower standard of care. Pink means lead. Orange means mercury. And rust mean arsenic.
Emory : What's brown mean?
Dr. Gregory House : [Picking up the glass] Scotch.
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Dr. Gregory House : I found out where your boyfriend lives. When I paid him a visit, he took off. Ran in front of a car.
Iris : You're lying.
Dr. Gregory House : He's down in the ER right now.
Iris : Shut up you lying sack of crap.
Faye : Iris!
Dr. Gregory House : How do you know I'm lying? How do you know your boyfriend's okay?
Iris : 'Cause I'm right here, you dick!
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Dr. Gregory House : What idiot did the pregnancy test?
Dr. Jessica Adams : I did one of them. Chase did another. Taub did a third. 3 tests, 3 positives. What happened to your eye?
Dr. Gregory House : I grabbed Park's ass.
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[last lines]
Dr. Eric Foreman : What would Cuddy have done?
Dr. Gregory House : [slight pause] Ten clinic hours.
Dr. Eric Foreman : Cuddy is not here anymore. You've got thirty.