Modern Family (TV Series)
Express Christmas (2011)
Sofía Vergara: Gloria Delgado-Pritchett
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Quotes
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Phil Dunphy : I am sorry, but there is no turkey.
Claire Dunphy : There's no turkey? What's the plan, Phil?
Phil Dunphy : Cornish game hens. If you get real close, they look like turkeys, and everyone gets their own.
Jay Pritchett : [Whispers] Sounds like fun.
Claire Dunphy : Not fun. Not fun. I asked you to pick up a cooked turkey.
Phil Dunphy : The store was out of turkeys. It was an hour to Express Christmas. Please, just make it work, okay? Please.
Claire Dunphy : They're not even defrosted.
Phil Dunphy : Fine, Claire. You want 'em defrosted?
[Takes out stun gun and tases the hens on every other word]
Phil Dunphy : MERRY FREAKING CHRISTMAS!
Claire Dunphy : Phil!
[Everyone gasps]
Gloria Delgado-Pritchett : ...is that my stun gun?
Phil Dunphy : Yep, and it works great!
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Gloria Delgado-Pritchett : Family is family. Whether it's the one you start out with, the one you end up with, or the family that you gain along the way. Which makes every day December 16th.