Hawaii Five-0 (TV Series)
Ike Maka (Identity) (2011)
Masi Oka: Max Bergman
Quotes
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Officer Lori Weston , Danny 'Danno' Williams : [Danny and Steve notice Lori walking by looking like Sandy from Grease, and race after] Excuse me. Excuse me. Hey, hey! What the hell are you wearing? I wholeheartedly approve. I'm just curious.
Officer Lori Weston : It's theme movie night at Max's. We're all invited.
Danny 'Danno' Williams : I wasn't invited.
Steve McGarrett : I wasn't invited either.
Officer Lori Weston : Oh, yes, you were. See?
[She pulls out her phone and shows Max's email invite]
Steve McGarrett , Danny 'Danno' Williams : Max is Doc@spacetrekkie?
Officer Lori Weston : Yeah. It's his personal email.
Danny 'Danno' Williams : It's a little too personal. I thought it was spam.
Steve McGarrett : Me too. I just - that's why...
Danny 'Danno' Williams : I knew this was your fault.
Steve McGarrett : What are you talking about? This is why he's been acting so crazy. Why's it my fault?
Danny 'Danno' Williams : It's your fault. Because I'm not good with the emails.
Steve McGarrett : [Max comes around the corner portraying Danny of Grease] Max, I'm sorry we didn't respond to your invitation.
Dr. Max Bergman : Lori.
[He holds his arm for her to take]
Officer Lori Weston : [Linking her arm with Max's] Ha-ha-ha. Tell me about it, Stud.
[They walk away arm in arm as Danny and Steve stare in disbelief]
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Dr. Max Bergman : No wallet was found on the victim though. So I am attempting to -
[Notices Steve and Danny]
Dr. Max Bergman : How nice of you to arrive.
Steve McGarrett : Max, you - you okay? Something wrong?
Dr. Max Bergman : As I was saying, I'm attempting to get his fingerprints. But it seems all of his fingerprints have been sanded off. So we will have to find another way to identify him.
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Dr. Max Bergman : Yes. I was able to recover a 9mm bullet from our victim's thorasic cavity, and send it over to ballistics.
Steve McGarrett : Okay, were they able to find a match?
[Max is ignoring Steve and Danny]
Officer Lori Weston : ...Did they, uh, find a match, Max?
Dr. Max Bergman : Unfortunately, the search for a match proved unsuccessful.
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Officer Lori Weston : Great. Thanks, Max.
Steve McGarrett : Thanks Max.
Dr. Max Bergman : [Ignoring Steve] You're welcome, Agent Weston. Anything to help a friend.
Danny 'Danno' Williams : [Max walks between Steve and Danny, ignoring them]
[Danny to Steve]
Danny 'Danno' Williams : What did you do to him?
Steve McGarrett : I'm sorry. What did I - ? Why me?
Danny 'Danno' Williams : Well, he's obviously upset about something.
Steve McGarrett : Evidently. You automatically assume it's me. That's ridiculous.
Danny 'Danno' Williams : Well, I know it wasn't me.
Steve McGarrett : You offend more people than I offend.
Danny 'Danno' Williams : I don't think that's true.
Officer Lori Weston : [Trying to interrupt them] Guys. I'm gonna have to give you a timeout. Let's get out of here. We got a murderer to catch. Come on.
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Steve McGarrett : Max, I'm sorry we didn't respond to your invitation.
Dr. Max Bergman : [Offering his arm to Lori] Lori.
Officer Lori Weston : [Lori laughs and takes Max's arm] Tell me about it, stud.