The Simpsons (TV Series)
The Man in the Blue Flannel Pants (2011)
Dan Castellaneta: Homer Simpson, Krusty the Clown, Sideshow Mel, Mayor Quimby
Quotes
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Lisa Simpson : Dad, you were supposed to read me a bedtime story.
Homer Simpson : Oh, sorry sweetie. Bart can read it to you.
Bart Simpson : Read to Lisa? Why don't you just ask me to kiss her?
Marge Simpson : If you kissed her, that would be lovely.
Bart Simpson : I'll read! I'll read!
Homer Simpson : And kiss!
Lisa Simpson : Does anyone want my opinion?
Homer Simpson : Please, Lisa, I had eighteen martinis today.
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Robert Marlowe : There isn't enough bourbon in Kentucky for you, big fella.
Homer Simpson : The Governor wrote me a letter to that effect.
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Robert Marlowe : Before you say yes, I feel it is my duty to inform you that accounts men lose their souls.
Homer Simpson : Woo-hoo! No more church!
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Homer Simpson : I can't believe I'm having lunch with the Mayor. Next time I vote for you, It'll be on purpose.
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[Homer is trying to decide which raft to save from going over the falls]
Homer Simpson : My coworkers are like family, but in many ways my family is like family.
Marge Simpson : Homer, I gave you three kids.
Homer Simpson : Whose side are you on?
Marge Simpson : Your side! I've always been on your side!
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Robert Marlowe : These cocktail tools have been handed down from accounts man to accounts man since the beginning of time, 1956.
Homer Simpson : Why can't you be my father instead of my real father?
Robert Marlowe : If your mom was a secretary, there's a good chance I am.
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Krusty the Clown : I need a drink.
[Mr Teeny brings him a bottle of Krusty Vodka]
Krusty the Clown : Not that! Never that!