Robot Chicken (TV Series)
Some Like It Hitman (2011)
Nathan Fillion: Lumiere, Tony Hayward, Mr. Phillipson
Quotes
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Lumiere : So you're dining with a beast / That doesn't mean you shouldn't feast!
Cogsworth : Let us handle reservations / Give your taste buds a sensation!
Defeccachi : Have your fill, eat more still / There's no need to slow your pace / After dinner, you'll be thinner / Once you sit down on my face!
Lumiere : Have some seconds? / Eat a lot!
Defeccachi : Then come meet your chamberpot...
Lumiere : We are trying to serve dinner!
Defeccachi : What, Defeccachi doesn't get to sing along? I'm a person too! Defeccachi didn't ask be a chamberpot!
Lumiere : None of us asked to be stuck in the forms of household items! But people are eating!
Defeccachi : So, Defeccachi only useful after dinner, eh? I get to live a solitary existence punctuated by people pooping on my...
Lumiere : I said people are eating!
[Defeccachi runs off crying]
Lumiere : Okay, let's just get through this dinner, so the Beast can bang this bitch... Belle? Where did Belle go?
[cut to Belle sitting on Defeccachi, pooping loudly]
Defeccachi : Ring a bell, sound a horn! / Looks like someone's eaten corn!
Belle : [annoyed] Does everything have to be a fucking song?
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Mr. Phillipson : Holy fuck! You're a duck!
Della Duck : That's right, baby! Now why don't you ruffle my feathers?
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Mr. Phillipson : Why are you a duck? Oh my God!
Della Duck : I'm what you ordered.
Mr. Phillipson : I did NOT order a duck!
Della Duck : I'm not sure how they could have misunderstood that request.
Mr. Phillipson : Oh gee, I wonder what word an escort service might have mistaken for "duck" on a bad cellphone connection?
Della Duck : Fine. But you are still going to have to pay me for your time.
Mr. Phillipson : Ah, I don't know why I need to pay to NOT fuck a cartoon duck! Normally, not fucking a fucking duck is fucking free!