How I Met Your Mother (TV Series)

Tick Tick Tick (2011)

Neil Patrick Harris: Barney Stinson

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• Barney Stinson : [Describing himself]  Uh lets see, suits, laser tag, I say "wait for it" a lot, that's pretty much it.

• Robin Scherbatsky : God, I wish last night never happened.

  Barney Stinson : I don't.

  Robin Scherbatsky : What do you mean?

  Barney Stinson : What if this whole thing; it isn't the story of how we both made a horrible mistake and ruined our relationships. What if it's actually the story of how we got back together?

  Robin Scherbatsky : OK, I'm gonna ask you one last time. Is this what you want?

  Barney Stinson : It's what we both want. Why else are we rushing to tell them what we did? On a boat. That is a terrible idea!

  Robin Scherbatsky : Barney, we tried this- and we failed. Why try again?

  Barney Stinson : Because I haven't stopped thinking about you and you haven't stopped thinking about me.

  Robin Scherbatsky : I'm such a mess. Why do you even like me?

  Barney Stinson : I guess... 'cause you're almost as messed up as I am.

• Barney Stinson : What's that saying about two wrongs making a right?

  Robin Scherbatsky : Two wrongs don't make a right?

  Barney Stinson : [Dismissing this]  No that's not it...