- Robin Scherbatsky: I'm such a mess. Why do you even like me?
- Kevin: I am constantly amazed by the things you say. Entranced by the things you do. And, unlike a certain jalapeno coconut vodka martini, you're easy on the eyes. If we're together long enough, I hope that you can see yourself the way I see you.
- Robin Scherbatsky: That's a pretty good answer.
- Barney Stinson: [Describing himself] Uh lets see, suits, laser tag, I say "wait for it" a lot, that's pretty much it.
- Robin Scherbatsky: God, I wish last night never happened.
- Barney Stinson: I don't.
- Robin Scherbatsky: What do you mean?
- Barney Stinson: What if this whole thing; it isn't the story of how we both made a horrible mistake and ruined our relationships. What if it's actually the story of how we got back together?
- Robin Scherbatsky: OK, I'm gonna ask you one last time. Is this what you want?
- Barney Stinson: It's what we both want. Why else are we rushing to tell them what we did? On a boat. That is a terrible idea!
- Robin Scherbatsky: Barney, we tried this- and we failed. Why try again?
- Barney Stinson: Because I haven't stopped thinking about you and you haven't stopped thinking about me.
- Robin Scherbatsky: I'm such a mess. Why do you even like me?
- Barney Stinson: I guess... 'cause you're almost as messed up as I am.
- Narrator: Robin's boss, Sandy Rivers, hosted this cruise every year, mostly to hit on new employees. And he found a clever way to never spend a cent.
- Sandy Rivers: [on air] Up next: Another four deaths in Arizona's record-breaking heat wave. You want real record-breaking heat? Try Kristoff's jalapeno coconut martini! Muy caliente!
- [breaks into a giant smile while holding up the bottle]
- Kevin: I don't care about every detail from your past and I hope you don't care about mine either. What I do care about is you.
- Sandy Rivers: Erika, I've been meaning to speak with you all night.
- Erika: Really? What about?
- Sandy Rivers: About me bending your hard little body over the railings of this boat and copulating furiously while I admire the New York City Skyline, or if you're feeling dirty we can always face towards Jersey.
- Barney Stinson: What's that saying about two wrongs making a right?
- Robin Scherbatsky: Two wrongs don't make a right?
- Barney Stinson: [Dismissing this] No that's not it...
- Marshall Eriksen: ["Sandwich" is a euphemism for pot] I think that sandwich was laced with other stuff... like hard meats.
- Marshall Eriksen: [Having an epiphany after getting high and believing they've missed the entire Groove show] I'm sorry, Ted. I still want to have fun, but want to be a good husband and father too. Just not enough time, you know
- Ted Mosby: I know, it all goes by so damn fast you know.
- Marshall Eriksen: We're getting old.
- [sees Lily]
- Marshall Eriksen: Lily!
- [hugs her]
- Marshall Eriksen: I'm so sorry that we ruined our night
- Lily Aldrin: What are you talking about? You've been gone for less than two minutes!