- Nelson: Ok. Bit of fun; What do you do for a doggy treat?
- Destiny: I do sit, stay, beg, left paw, right paw, heel,wiggle ears; that's a double, I do crawl, take a bow, on your lap; no touching. I do take it, leave it, salute the flag or if you want, we can just talk.
- Nelson: Sounds rather nice...
- [cut to later]
- Nelson: So yeah, that's the full and explosive story of how I came to be involved in the Sealed Knot.
- Destiny: [Yawns] Fascinating.
- Nelson: We're actually doing the battle of Naseby on the 19th if you fancy it.
- Destiny: [Thinks fast to shut him up] Did you want to put your head in my lap?
- Nelson: Ok then.
- [Destiny coughs]
- Nelson: Oh.
- [Hands her Dog Biscuit]
- Nelson: Now, did I ever tell you about my work with the Tolkien society...