NCIS (TV Series)
Sins of the Father (2011)
Michael Weatherly: Anthony DiNozzo
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Quotes
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Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo : How'd it go with my father last night?... Where is he?
Special Agent Jethro Gibbs : Autopsy.
Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo : You shot him? Can't say I blame you.
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Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo : Gibbs will never find out. How's he going to know?
Probationary Agent Ned Dorneget : I'd have to tell him.
Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo : Well, then I guess I'd have to tell him about your little antics at the Halloween party last month, with Susan Grady from Polygraph down in the copy room. Huh? She was dressed as a nun, and you were dressed as... Leroy Jethro Gibbs, with a little silver wig.
Probationary Agent Ned Dorneget : Nobody knew about that.
Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo : I know.
[points two fingers at his eyes]
Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo : De Niro, DiNozzo. "I'm watching."
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Special Agent Timothy McGee : Don't give up hope, Tony.
Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo : I gave up hope when he started dating girls younger than me, and that was in the late '80s.
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Ziva David : He cancelled?
Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo : Not exactly. He never called to tell me... where to meet.
Special Agent Timothy McGee : Did you call him?
Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo : Several times. This is typical... of my old man. It's his... M.O. if you will. My High School graduation for instance, I guess, technically he would claim he was there. But where was he *really*? In the Infirmary with the nurse, with what he claimed was "jet lag." Anyway it's not a big deal. It's just dinner. So what?
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Metro Police Officer Jackson : It's all yours Agent Gibbs. Body's in the trunk. Found the suspect asleep at the wheel.
Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo : This is too easy.
Metro Police Officer Jackson : My partner's holding him, and for some reason, he seemed relieved when he heard we were calling NCIS. Guy's a real pain in the ass.
Anthony DiNozzo, Sr. : Junior! Thank God you're here.
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Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo : My old man did it again. Went to the hotel to see him. He's gone. He checked out. Did I get a phone call?
[Chuckling]
Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo : Noooo. Didn't even tell me. Shouldn't be surprised. What am I going to do with that guy? Makes me crazy!...
[Tony sighs]
Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo : I should be really pissed off at him.
Special Agent Jethro Gibbs : Mmm-hmmm. So why aren't you?
Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo : I really thought I was going to lose him for a second. As crazy as he makes me... I do love the guy... The pathetic thing is I've never been able to tell him.
Anthony DiNozzo, Sr. : [Entering] Consider it done, Junior.
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[Abby is refusing to tell Tony anything about the case]
Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo : [holds up a test tube] What's this?
Abby Sciuto : Your father's urine.
Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo : [puts the tube down] I'm going.