- Homer Simpson: This new computer is great. I'm watching a Sofia Coppola movie at twenty times the speed so that it looks like a regular movie.
- Marge Simpson: I think it just froze. No, wait. That bird just moved.
- Lisa Simpson: I created something popular!
- Homer Simpson: And I created something that created something popular.
- Abraham Simpson: And I created an alcoholic hippo.
- Homer Simpson: Well, you never showed it to me.
- Abraham Simpson: A stupid alcoholic hippo.
- Homer Simpson: Are you just saying that because you don't want to show me the hippo?
- Abraham Simpson: You're the hippo!
- Homer Simpson: All right, don't show me the hippo!
- Abraham Simpson: There is no hippo!
- Marge Simpson: Homer, stop watching movies that are playing on other people's cars.
- Homer Simpson: Oh, but I'm invested in the characters.
- Lisa Simpson: Making friends with lots of people on line is easier than meeting one person in person. What if I made a gathering site where everyone is equal and I'm the undisputed center?