- Patsy: [On the red carpet outside the Huki Vuki event, Patsy sees Stella McCartney] Stella, darling. Hi, sweet-heart. Is your father with you? Is little Paul with you?
- Stella McCartney: [disgusted] No.
- Patsy: Oh, that's a shame. I was hoping to have a little catchup with him. Haven't seen him since 1969.
- [waggles tongue obscenely]
- Patsy: Know what I mean?
- Stella McCartney: Oh, God!
- [even more disgustedly]
- Stella McCartney: And the world blamed Yoko.
- Alex Jones: [interviewing on the red carpet] Gwendoline! Hi, how are you? You're really tall.
- Gwendoline Christie: Well spotted.
- Alex Jones: It's just because I was speaking to Lulu and she's, well, frankly, quite small.
- Gwendoline Christie: Great.
- [Saffy walks in and looks at Eddy]
- Edina: Can you just shut up please, darling, because I'm trying to do my mindlessness.
- Patsy: [Eddie and Patsy are in the limosine after finding out that Eddie's credit cards are *broken*] Eddie, can we stop off at the Woolsley?
- Edina: No, darling. My cards are broken.
- Patsy: Chilton Firehouse?
- Edina: My cards are *broken*!
- Patsy: [Looks confused and lost] Well, haven't you got any of that...
- [gestures as if peeling bills off a stack]
- Patsy: that *hand* money?