- Butt-head: [the Jersey Shore cast is working at a gelato shop] They're trying to make gelato look exciting.
- Beavis: Duhnananana... orange chocolate! Duhanananana... papaya!
- Butt-head: [Snooki comments about not wanting to go on Match.com again] She went on match.com and this guy put her to work.
- Beavis: [false Italian accent] I have match for you - you and this mop. Go make with floor!