- Dr. Gregory House: You know what this means?
- Dr. James Wilson: Your mom's a slut?
- Dr. Gregory House: That, and she's not as boring as I thought she was.
- Blythe House: [Greg's mom answers a knock on her hotel room door in a bath robe, & Greg enters to see a white-haired man in the bed] You remember Mr Bell?
- Dr. Gregory House: If I didn't, I will now.
- Dr. Jessica Adams: We see people with disabilities all the time, but seeing and understanding are not the same.
- Dr. Robert Chase: Are you talking to me, or writing a Facebook post?
- Dr. Gregory House: How long were you gonna wait before you told me?
- Dr. James Wilson: I thought we already had the 'Santa Claus' talk.