House M.D. (TV Series)
Body and Soul (2012)
Hugh Laurie: Dr. Gregory House
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Quotes
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Dr. Gregory House : [to Dominika] You're a dead-eye shot and enjoy reading quantum physics on the crapper?
Dominika House : I read in bathtub.
Dr. Gregory House : Better image. Thank you.
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Dr. Eric Foreman : [to House when the patient's mother wants her father-in-law to perform an exorcism] Why not? As long as he doesn't feed the kid anything or put anything on his skin that we haven't verified is harmless, what's the problem?
Dr. Gregory House : I agree. And since we're establishing a new policy of "What the hell, we'll try anything," I'd like to hire Shakira to belly dance while singing "Waka Waka."
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[last lines]
Dr. Gregory House : [to Wilson] Adams defied me. There's one more zealot in the world.
[sits on his couch]
Dr. Gregory House : And Dominika moved out. She was fun. She was hot. She fixed my blender. That is not a metaphor. You know any good fake divorce lawyers? I am surprisingly depressed by this.
Dr. James Wilson : I have cancer.
Dr. Gregory House : You were a little short with me the other day. You do need an excuse. Cancer may be overplaying it.
Dr. James Wilson : Stage II thymoma. I didn't want to tell you until I had it confirmed. I got the tests back this morning. I have cancer, House.
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Dr. Gregory House : [when he walks in on Wilson doing a breast exam on a patient] Relax, I'm a doctor. Your spectacular breasts mean nothing to me.
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Dr. Chris Taub : [to House about the patient] He's stable, but we've obviously got a second symptom.
Dr. Gregory House : Yeah, yeah, yeah, kid in V-tach. Tell me about the luau in his bedroom.
Dr. Chi Park : It's a traditional Hmong ceremony that's supposed to call back the kid's soul.
Dr. Gregory House : Hasn't he heard of Star-69?
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Dominika House : [to House] When you invite me for dinner, I thought maybe you take me to a restaurant or have plates.
Dr. Gregory House : Yeah, sorry. Idiot delivery guy forgot them.
Dominika House : Mm... The idiot delivery guy or the idiot guy whose food you stole from lounge refrigerator, huh?
Dr. Gregory House : You've gotten to know me pretty well.
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Dr. Robert Chase : Seizure rules out Hashimoto's.
Dr. Chris Taub : Yeah, that's the issue, not that we have no rational explanation for how the patient spoke a language he's never even heard.
Dr. Gregory House : I've got one. "Dang tong lee twah." It means "you're a bunch of pathetic idiots" in Hmong.
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Dr. Gregory House : People who live in glass hospitals should not throw exorcisms.
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Dr. Gregory House : I had sex with Dominika.
Dr. James Wilson : In a dream?
Dr. Gregory House : It wasn't literally sex. Technically, it was flossing. You know, teeth, testicles. I think the symbolism is pretty clear.