- Officer John Cooper: Bob, if you don't calm down, I'm going to have to bring you in.
- Crazy Man: [doing wild karate moves] Hah, you mean you wished you could. I'm invisible. You can't see me!
- [Officer Cooper snatches Bob and slams him onto the cruiser]
- Crazy Man: .
- Crazy Man: [crushed] You can see me?
- Officer John Cooper: I can see you, Bob.
- Crazy Man: But, I love this car. It smells like apple pie.
- Crazy Man: [Officer Cooper and Officer Tang cuff Crazy Bob] Oh, you're hand is so smooth.
- Officer John Cooper: My hand, Bob?
- Crazy Man: No, hers! Yours is cold and calloused.
- Officer Jessica Tang: Like your soul.
- [Officers Cooper and Tang laugh]