- Sam Puckett: [after Mrs Benson has introduced everyone, Sam comments on Courtney's eyewear] Uh... cool glasses.
- Mrs. Benson: Shhh! She has vision problems.
- Dr. Shole: Her vision problem is a condition called bilateral optic stenosis.
- Gibby: Oh really? I have that too.
- Courtney: You do?
- Gibby: No... I was just trying to make you feel better. Way to ruin it.
- Courtney: I watched your 3D webcast the other night.
- Freddie Benson: Great! So now you're going to sue me?
- Dr. Shole: Are you kidding?
- Courtney: You cured my bilateral optic stenosis.
- Freddie Benson: Huh?
- Dr. Shole: She's been to over a dozen eye doctors since she was a little girl.
- Courtney: None of them could fix me
- Dr. Shole: But after she watched your webcast her vision became totally normal.
- Freddie Benson: Her vi... really?
- Dr. Shole: It's a miracle. You have to share your technology with the American optometric association.
- Courtney: You'll help cure tens of people
- Sam Puckett: Courtney, I see you brought your camera, you want a picture with Freddie?
- Courtney: No; but could I get one with Baggles?
- Freddie Benson: Goodbye Courtney.
- Dr. Shole: [Courtney makes one of her animal-like noises] She still does that though.