Napoleon Dynamite (TV Series)

Scantronica Love (2012)

Jon Heder: Napoleon

Quotes 

• Napoleon : This Scantronica stuff is a pile of bull! Technology will never fulfill my desires.

  Deb : What did you put for "walks on the beach"? Long or short?

  Napoleon : I hate the beach.

  Deb : [hesitant]  Yeah, me too.

  Napoleon : If you ask me, there's only two questions that matter for compatibility; "What's your favorite kind of hawk?" and "How many do you own?"