- Napoleon: This Scantronica stuff is a pile of bull! Technology will never fulfill my desires.
- Deb: What did you put for "walks on the beach"? Long or short?
- Napoleon: I hate the beach.
- Deb: [hesitant] Yeah, me too.
- Napoleon: If you ask me, there's only two questions that matter for compatibility; "What's your favorite kind of hawk?" and "How many do you own?"