2 Broke Girls (TV Series)

And the Upstairs Neighbor (2012)

Kat Dennings: Max Black

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Quotes 

• Oleg : [rings a bell]  Pick up chicken breasts. The way I know you want it: with the bone in.

  Caroline Channing : [picks up the food and carries it over]  We should really hold a seminar about sexual harassment in the workplace.

  Max Black : Why? He's already so good at it.

  Caroline Channing : I'm serious! How he'd like it if we did that to him every time we ordered.

  Max Black : Well, let's find out.

  [walks over to Oleg] 

  Max Black : Ordering.

  [she rings the little bell] 

  Max Black : One pastrami. Can you do me a favor dollface? Make it so big and thick, you can't get your mouth around it. Can you do that sweetheart?

  Caroline Channing : [chiming in]  Yes, and two matzo ball soups. Hold the balls. Wait, I'll hold the balls. You just sit there and look pretty. And a cream of... No, can't. Just grossed myself out.

  Oleg : When is it gonna get dirty?

• Caroline Channing : I can't believe she would actually consider asking us to be prostitutes.

  Max Black : I know. I mean, me, I get, but you, I don't see it. You heard the guy, I look like I could "take a lot."

  Caroline Channing : Max, it's not funny. Isn't it bad enough I may have gotten herpes from her Chanel gloss?

  Max Black : Of course we're not gonna do it, but come on, you'd be a terrible hooker.

  Caroline Channing : Thank you, I would be a terrible hooker. I have a heart, and soul, and dreams, and wanna fall in love and have a family.

  Max Black : Oh, just say it, you're bad in bed.

• Caroline Channing : [Referring to Sophie]  Oh, my God, she's a hooker. I've been using a hooker's lip gloss.

  Max Black : She's not a hooker.

  Caroline Channing : Oh, good.

  Max Black : She's too old, she's a madam. You've been using an old hooker's lip gloss.